harold_penis: Wednesday Comics - "Romance Has Denture Breath" (1 of 3)

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harold_penis) wrote,
@ 2003-12-03 14:50:00

Wednesday Comics - "Romance Has Denture Breath" (1 of 3)

NEXT: Page Two, even Three

This is page 1 of 3, the others to follow on the next two Wednesdays. Moreover, this is the first comic I ever drew, and the only copy I have of it is yellowed, possibly decomposing, and held together with string. FUN ACTIVITY! Name the Newyorkian comics-artiste whose work this is a blatantly rip-off of. (

useacoathanger, you know this one.)

Re the poll on Sunday (which is no longer visible, 'cuz 18 of you answered, and I only have 18 copies right now) - no, it don't cost money, but you should send me back a pwesent or something; yes, I like to send mail to Americanos; yes, all too apposite. Ja? Hup.

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	touchyou 2003-12-03 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	incoming pwesent soon (Reply to this) (Thread)

	harold_penis 2003-12-03 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	yay! Likewise. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spacemummy 2003-12-03 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	I take a slice of that (meat)cake. Nives, what a pleasant surprizes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	harold_penis 2003-12-03 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	You win $8CDN and a potted fern! High five!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	psychosynthesis 2003-12-04 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Dame Darcy lived in NYC? I forgot or never knew that. she lived in LA last time I knew. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	ruxpin_exe 2003-12-03 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahha is he shoving her own foot in her cooch? SWEET (Reply to this) (Thread)

	harold_penis 2003-12-04 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Who elseses cooch is he supposed to shove her foot in? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	starchy 2003-12-03 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	FUNGE!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Funge indeed, Charles harold_penis 2003-12-04 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Funny thing, this comic is from before Punch-Drunk Love. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Pee Ess: starchy 2003-12-03 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be in Vancouver the weekend of the 20th. Might wanna update your insurance policy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Pee Ess: spacemummy 2003-12-03 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Haha. So will I. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	polixena 2003-12-03 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	no need insurance. i rule house. worship me and all is well. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	nefas 2003-12-03 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	that's what i call lurve! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	harold_penis 2003-12-04 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Yes, it's love, though in Canada we call it "football". (Reply to this) (Parent)

	medousa 2003-12-03 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	cover your eyes! you are below the age of majority! like socrates we will all be condemned for corrupting you! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	rockinjowee 2003-12-03 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	man i like that last one especially (Reply to this) (Thread)

	queenelectric 2003-12-03 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	I was wondering iffen* you were ever gonna post this one. It gives me the giggles. *Typing this word made me think "Eustace Leeper is a HEATHERN!" I have problems, yo. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Eustace Leeper is a HEATHERN! harold_penis 2003-12-04 12:36 am UTC (link)
	If only we could arrange for that to be the next enigmatic LJ-catchphrase (now that "Zack got fat" is all played out and everything.) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	lindaraibert 2003-12-03 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	does he have a penis on his hairline? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	queenelectric 2003-12-03 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. I never noticed that on there before. I think it is an obscene barrette. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	paii 2003-12-03 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	the last frame made me wanna poop cos it reminds me of a coffee plunger :'< i like your line drawings alot;D ;D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	harold_penis 2003-12-04 12:33 am UTC (link)
	yipes paii! I'm glad it doesn't remind me of a coffee plunger. I like coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	fg 2003-12-03 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	i'd guess rea irvin, but i'm pretty sure none of her stuff had any squiks or funge sound effects. actually all i've got is the top-hat and the fact you mention new york, but now i'm curious! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	harold_penis 2003-12-04 12:41 am UTC (link)
	spacemummy got it - Dame Darcy. (Thin-line drawings, ladies in costume, rakish maniacs, bloody violence overkill...) Actually, I don't hardly know from Rea Irvin. GIS says: Taaaaa-liffic! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	mindrot 2003-12-03 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Her expression in the second panel is like the bestest thing that ever was. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	harold_penis 2003-12-04 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I completely make that face. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	psychosynthesis 2003-12-05 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	so to speak. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Presents buttinski 2003-12-05 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmmm. You know I never did repay you for the awesome comics you sent a while back. Plus it is Christmas Time. I'll have to get on it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Presents harold_penis 2003-12-05 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! I especially like bugs, mix CDs, comics, moneys, monkeys, guitar picks, locks of hair, and sand. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	psychosynthesis 2003-12-05 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	I thought Dame Darcy too. well old-timey people and that letter... ching! still more you than her. your werx remind me in sense of humor and style... when characters run fast... some of Dei here who does not have any of her comics online. everybody write her and bug her about that! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	harold_penis 2003-12-05 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	whistles Varied-ass C.V. She looks like she could take on the formidable avphibes, if she only beefed up her Web presence. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	cutencreepy 2003-12-11 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Why can I not see comic? (Reply to this)

	shadow_bombay 2004-05-03 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	.. Why does comic a big brudder? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	harold_penis 2004-05-04 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Big brudder's own fault for being so graphogenic. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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